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Dry Hollow Ranch is more than just a hunting ranch!

It's the perfect destination venue for small events and private Get Aways.

Corporate meetings, Executive/Management Planning weekends, or any other event where privacy and comfort are important.

How about a Just For Girls weekend? Round up four to eight of your BFF's and come to Dry Hollow Ranch for a relaxed, fun and comfortable escape.

We will help you design the perfect Get Away that everyone in your group will talk about for months...until the next one!

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This would be a great weekend for the women who have been wanting to get their Texas Conceal Carry Handgun license - or just get a hands-on introduction to handguns. The instruction will be by Dry Hollow's very own Ranch Goddess, Kathy Simmons, RN, BSN (and Texas state-licensed Concealed Handgun Instructor), and includes "classroom" instruction in the comfort of the lodge, and live shooting at Dry Hollow's shooting range. What a great way to receive the state-mandated instruction in a relaxed environment and have fun with your besties all at the same time! OR...skip the licensing class and just enjoy some trigger time at our range after an introduction to handguns and handgun safety...and surprises!

That would be fun enough, but also included in a Botox and Bullets Get Away  are spa treatments provided on site at the lodge by Bella Luz of Kerrville, a medical aesthetics and cosmetic laser center and spa, managed by Kathy and Mike. Treatments can range from Botox injections, spa facials, massages, manicures and pedicures, and most other services as offered in-office by Bella Luz.

And of course you and your gal pals will be wined and dined the entire time with not a thing for you to do but enjoy spending that special girl time together.

Or maybe you want to design a Get Away themed around cooking lessons, a fun art project, a hypnotist, a PhD. Sexologist, a psychic, a self-empowerment program, makeup makeover...if you can think it, we can make it happen.

All Get Aways will include full and exclusive use of the new upscale lodge (completed Summer 2012), and all meals and adult beverages with a yummy Tex-Gourmet menu. All-inclusive price of $895 per person (Two spa services included; Botox is optional for additional charge of $12 per unit.)

We can fit your schedule and preferences. Now booking for 2016!

Give Kathy or Mike a call and explore the options for your small event or Just For Girls Get Away.

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Ranch Day Getaway

Spend a fun Saturday at the ranch and take your Texas Concealed Handgun License (CHL) course from Kathy! 

The class will be held over a four-hour period in the comfort of the upscale lodge from 9:00am -1:00pm. After a yummy lunch at the "Come 'n Get It" serving bar, we will head down to the range on the Mule for the shooting portion of the course, and a little extra trigger time for those with itchy fingers. Just don't shoot the exotic deer!

Then, it's back to the lodge for Happy Hour snacks and adult beverages until 5:00pm or 6:00pm to cap off the successes of the day.

Cost for the day is $195 per person and includes all instruction, targets, lunch, snacks, soft and adult beverages. You are responsible for providing your own handgun and ammo, as well as the required protective gear (ear and eye protection, a cap, and closed toed shoes), and fees to the state when you apply for your license.

The Ranch Day Getaway is limited to ten people, first paid, first confirmed. Kathy is a Texas state-license CHL instructor, and both her and Mike are Certified NRA Pistol Instructors. Dry Hollow Ranch is located in Segovia, TX at I-10 Exit 465 (approx. 40 miles west of Kerrville).

To book your spot, or for additional information call Mike at 713 446-8718 or Kathy at 210 827-5538. Checks, cash, PayPal or credit cards accepted (with 3.5% service charge added). Don't wait, book your preferred Saturday now! Wild Comfort...Texas Style!

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Call Mike at 713 446-8718, or send an email.


Effective September 1, 2013, Texas CHL classes have been reduced from 10 hours to four hours. That means more time for FUN at the ranch. Check out our Ranch Day Getaways! Who says CHL classes have to be boring? ...not at Dry Hollow Ranch!


Dry Hollow Lodge is available for Getaways and hunting exotics of all kinds year-round. If you just like some trigger time, that's good too! We would love for you to stay a couple of days with us, but day hunts are available by request.

We can arrange transportation from either the Austin or San Antonio airports by request. (Extra charge may apply.)

All food, beer, wine and setups are provided at no extra charge. If you want the hard stuff...let's talk.

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