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Dry Hollow Ranch is FOR SALE!

150 acres with all but 8 acres high-fenced. Two water wells. Multiple pens with water. Easy access to I-10. Nine miles to Junction and 40 miles to Kerrville (to the east). Lodge completed in 2012. Dry Hollow Ranch has diverse terrain with the feel of a much larger ranch. And it has the best Texas views you will find ANYWHERE! Email Owner Mike Simmons at for more information. Asking price is $1.7 million. NOW REDUCED to $1.595 million. Listing agent is Cloe Sill with Fore Properties in Kerrville. Follow this link for pictures and more: Ranch Listing

There is another 100 acre property adjacent to Dry Hollow Ranch with both sides of a creek, no house. The two properties together would make an impressive property!

Welcome to Dry Hollow Ranch!

I'm excited to invite you to visit me and my team at Dry Hollow Ranch! We have been working like the devil since 2010 to build a brand spanking new lodge, and to get things "just right" for you to have a first-class, relaxed and fun stay in the heart of the Texas Hill Country.

Dry Hollow Ranch was developed to be an upscale Get Away and hunting ranch. I like to call it a boutique destination where we can tailor your visit with us to suit YOUR interests.

This isn’t big game hunting on a million acres, and it’s not a luxury spa resort, steps away from the ocean. What it IS, is a nicely-appointed, modern and comfortable lodge where you can relax and enjoy that legendary Texas-Class Hospitality. And if you want to hunt (or just shoot guns), no problem. If you want to day-trip Texas, there are more great Texas destinations within a 1-2 hour radius of Dry Hollow than most any place in the state. Or if you want to just hang out with friends and be wined and dined with Texas-Class can do that too.

Be sure to check out our Getaway page. We offer day trips and weekend stays designed for FUN!

The lodge is complete, the pool/spa is sparkling, the coffee is on the stove, and we are always thrilled to show off this part of Texas to visitors from near and far. To learn more about how we can customize a package visit just for you and your pals, I hope you will call my husband Mike or I at 713 446-8718.

You can be sure that from when you pull up to the ranch until the time you leave the gate, you will enjoy the best Texas hospitality offered between the Red and the Rio Grande.

See you soon!

Kathy Dietert Simmons
Ranch Goddess

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Ranch Happenings

Introducing Ranch Day Getaways!

CHL Class doesn't HAVE to be boring!!!

Spend a fun day at the ranch and take the Texas CHL course from Kathy. We include lunch, snacks, and even a Happy Hour! From 9:00am to 6:00pm any Saturday, by request. Now isn't that MUCH better than sitting in a class room all day? Sure it is!

 Ranch Day Getaway's are limited to 10 people maximum (5 minimum) and the cost is $195 per person, all-inclusive. Call Mike at 713 446-8718 for details and to register .

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